some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe
Speed Dating update to this
Teen Wolf AU! + When Suddenly I Saw You
Is it possible to live a completely different life while stuck in a coma? Two strangers wake up from their deep sleep, only to find out that they have memories of a life they have never lived and a deep affection for a person they have never met.
"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question.
that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
I haven’t shaved my legs in months and I’m not even ashamed of that.
THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOSH IT’S SO HAPPY AND THERE ARE SO MANY BALLS TO CHOOSE FROM AND THEN IN THE END IT’S JUST SO OVERWHELMED WITH HAPPINESS IT HAS TO LEAVEnope. i definitely can’t.
MY PARENTS LEFT ME HOME ALONE FOR THE WEEK EVERYONE COME OVER FOR A HUGE PARTY
update: it’s been 5 minutes and i’m walking around my house just in my underwear and moon shoes, party is getting pretty wild
my teacher in class the other day said “Make sure you don’t do things on the internet you might regret, because they will most likely affect your future badly” then my good friend just looked at me and whispered really quietly “Moon shoes…”
Aaron Paul: confused by fashion
the greatest post in internet history
can someone write a book about this
people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen
like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing
sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast